Tuolumne Tales

[Ozark Flip]

Marks's got two weeks remaining. Living the dream.

The nickle tour


This is where is all goes down


Greetings from the Tuolumne Meadows Store

[rlown]

cool post, Flip.. thanks for the update..

[Jimr]

The subtle middle finger salute LOL

[markskor]

Just returned from a great summer toiling away in the Tuolumne Meadows Store...BTW, the store itself slated to shut down on this Sept 26th, one day after the main campground closes. Working at 8,600 feet for 14 weeks was interesting..."Living the Dream" was the most common employee response to all the "How you doing?" questions...lots of interesting stories, observations mostly concerning the people, backpacking, and conditions found in Yosemite today. So, in no specific order, some snippets - my summer, 2016, Tuolumne.

Only 20 minutes of rain all summer...Blue-bird skies daily; sunsets pretty boring actually.

Daily schedule when working: Shower and shave, then pancakes and bacon at the Grill ($5.11) and out to the tables to see what new hikers that the cat dragged in that night...always interesting. After breakfast, my cash-register shift began at 10:30 - store closes at 8:00, and after "counting out" my register (averaged ~$5,500/day) was off work by 8:30 PM. We work 4 ten-hour shifts - giving all store employees three days off a week to hike, fish, explore Yosemite. This summer, on my days off, fished Upper McCabe, Johnson, May Lake, Saddlebag, and Tioga Lake... also visited Snow Creek and twice took art classes in the Valley.

Last week, two Japanese hikers came through...totally non-English speaking. We have a sophisticated music/IPod system used at the store...regularly work/listen to such artists as Grateful Dead, Bob Seger, Willie Nelson, and even some Glen Miller. Well, some vintage Bob Dylan came on...they started singing the words perfectly...music transcends international borders.

15 employee tents are located just in back of the store...2 employees housed per tent...known locally to us as Club Med. Here Tuolumne provided us hot showers, flush toilets, free washer/dryer facilities. Small cast iron wood-burning stoves are located in each tent...fresh fire wood also provided daily. They charge us $17/week for all this wilderness comfort. BTW, our housing includes 50% off at most prepared food places in Yosemite (Grill, Curry Pizza. etc), and 10% off at all the park's stores. Working ~38 hours a week, (made $10.30/hour) after union dues, housing, and deductions, took home ~ $320 a week.

Even under those questionable living conditions, still sophisticated living abounds. Usually, at the Twilight Lounge (see Flip's picture), we start out around 6, drinking VO Manhattans, Tanqueray Martinis (Shaken...3 anchovy olives) and served up in Lucite "Up" glasses...90 proof Bullet Rye, a few good Single Malts, Grand Mariner...Last week a Knob Creek, 120 proof bourbon, etc., lots of Sierra Nevada beer, good wines too.

Community dinners start after the cocktail hour...notice the two Propane stoves and one charcoal BBQ. Dinner menus regularly included such goodies as rack of lamb, Tri-tip, pork ribs, scallops, chicken stir fry, Pasta, flank steak, etc. Harry, my roommate and a venerated Tuolumne basshole, usually provides/plans most of the major entrees - everybody else contributes something (corn, watermelon, prosciutto & melon, rice, veggies), or cleans up/ does the dishes afterwards. Everybody stops by and eats and drinks well till all is gone. Everything must be cleaned up before going bed...they come around and check nightly.

Interesting that the health inspector up there was such a prick. One sink, used to wash hands before/after work, was the only available sink there for employees to do dishes...located behind the store. He wanted the dishes not done there...why? Who knows. We threatened a mass strike if we could not use it...he relented.

Only one radio station comes through up there - 104.1, "The Hawk"...old time rock-n-roll out of Modesto. Maybe there are some other stations too but Harry only allowed the Hawk at our tent/ Twilight Lounge.

Harry has strung X-mas lights over the Twilight lounge, on a timer. Lights come on at 6 and go out promptly at 10:00 PM.

The Mobil Gas station (20 miles away at 120 & 395) had live music on Thursday and Sunday nights...most younger employees usually made the trip weekly...up and down the pass.

On a side note here, not all was great times. One employee got a marijuana ticket at Tenaya Beach - $280, and two other employees got tickets too for not having valid wilderness permits to go up to Sunrise HSC...also $280.

All in all, something I've always wanted to do - work at the store. It is a plum location, envied by most YNP employees. They invited me back again to work next year too...who knows.

[The Other Tom]

Sounds like a fun time, Mark
$5500 per week..wow. Most items are what, 5-10 bucks or so. I wouldn't have thought there was so much business there.

[markskor]

Sounds like a fun time, Mark
$5500 per week..wow.

That's $5,500 a day...
On a good day, the TM Store (all 3 registers) brings in ~$13,000. After Labor Day, that dropped down to about a third of that. A lot of standing around now...why I left 2 weeks early.

[The Other Tom]

Sounds like a fun time, Mark
$5500 per week..wow.

That's $5,500 a day...
On a good day, the TM Store (all 3 registers) brings in ~$13,000.

Unbelievable. I guess when you have a monopoly.....

[Thebrenner]

Mark it was great to meet you at the store this summer and put a face to a name I see often on this forum. Your artwork is amazingly stunning. I enjoyed reading your tales of Tuolumne, always fun to get an insiders perspective.

[Jimr]

Music does transcend, doesn't it. I was hiking in the desert with a group and there was an Asian couple with us who normally chatted and hiked with each other, speaking in their native language. Suddenly, he breaks out in "Suzie Q". Took me by total surprise.

[longri]

Music is kind of one way though in terms of language. I doubt there are very many English speakers who know the words to any Asian tunes.

Mark, it was fun to meet you at the store. I think I met you years ago although I'm not sure. A friend introduced someone to me as the founder of High Sierra Topix. At the time I was underwhelmed as I hadn't heard of the website. My memory isn't clear on that meeting but I kind of remember it being someone else. Could it have been a different person (is there more than one founder?) or maybe just a younger version of you?