Can't go hiking? You can still smell like it.

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Can't go hiking? You can still smell like it.

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Post by balzaccom » Fri Jan 17, 2020 7:30 am

Hmm. Since my trips don't involve firearms, I'll have to pass on the gunpowder..

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Post by Jimr » Sat Jan 18, 2020 12:43 pm

And when you are done smelling like a campfire, you can use Gwyneth Paltrow's soap.
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Post by Harlen » Sat Jan 18, 2020 6:57 pm

balzacom writes:
Hmm. Since my trips don't involve firearms, I'll have to pass on the gunpowder.
And it won't work for me till they add wet dog. That'd do it fer me:
Sweat, Smoke, Wet Dog and Whiskey.

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Re: Can't go hiking? You can still smell like it.

Post by Wandering Daisy » Sat Jan 18, 2020 10:31 pm

Sweat, smoke, wet dog and whiskey. Well Harlen, you can have all that at home without spending a dime, in fact you would save $$ on your water bill. Do not take a bath for a month or wash clothes (this gives you the sweat factor without even moving), have Bearzy roll in puddles every day, (do not give Bearzy a bath either), BBQ regularly, and all the while, chug that whiskey. However, your water savings could be lost on all that whiskey- better to just rub it all over you. In fact a little whisky BBQ rub on the meat would be perfect too.

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Post by Harlen » Sat Jan 18, 2020 10:39 pm

WD, You should start a new career as a what's it called?-- "Life Planner," "Life Coach," or some such title. I like all of your ideas! :nod:

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